Dirty Hippie Deodorant Cream – Aluminum-Free, Baking Soda-Free Natural Deodorant
Dirty Hippie Deodorant Cream – Aluminum-Free, Baking Soda-Free Natural Deodorant
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For the patchouli lovers, the barefoot wanderers, and anyone who’s ever been lovingly called a “dirty hippie.”
This is a hardworking, no-nonsense natural deodorant made to keep up with real life—whether you’re in the garden, on the trail, or just doing your thing.
Our tallow-based formula starts with pasture-raised, grass-fed beef tallow sourced from local farms, blended with mango butter and nourishing plant oils to support healthy, resilient underarms. Arrowroot powder and magnesium hydroxide help absorb moisture and neutralize odor, while non-nano zinc oxide adds an extra layer of protection for long, active days.
Infused with calendula grown right here at Vital Acre Urban Farm, it’s gentle on sensitive skin—but still gets the job done. Especially great for long days outdoors, workouts, or anytime you need a deodorant that can truly keep up.
The scent is earthy, bright, and just a little wild—sweet orange, patchouli, bergamot, and cedarwood.
No aluminum. No synthetic fragrance. No shortcuts.
Just clean, effective odor protection—rooted in the land and made for real life.
Stay fresh. Stay grounded. Get dirty.
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Benefits
Benefits
Aluminum-free + baking soda-free (no irritation, no drama)
Helps neutralize odor and absorb moisture
Tallow-based to support healthy, balanced skin
Ideal for sensitive underarms and active lifestyles
Coconut oil free
Key Ingredients
Key Ingredients
Vital Acre Calendula: Soothes and calms sensitive skin.
Non-Nano Zinc Oxide: Inhibits odor-causing bacteria without clogging pores.
Magnesium Hydroxide: Neutralizes odor naturally.
Ingredients
Ingredients
organic arrowroot powder, Clover Farms Pasture Raised Beef Tallow, organic mango seed butter, organic camellia (green tea) seed oil, Vital Acre calendula infused organic jojoba oil, magnesium hydroxide, non-nano zinc oxide, organic beeswax, organic castor oil, organic essential oils of sweet orange, patchouli, bergamot, cedarwood & vitamin E
How to Use
How to Use
After your shower, rub a pea-sized amount between your fingertips and apply evenly to both armpits. You can reapply throughout the day if needed (but you probably won’t need to).
Storage & Shelf Life
Storage & Shelf Life
To keep your products fresh and effective:
- Use within three to six months once opened for optimal freshness.
- Always use clean, dry hands or a spoon/spatula to apply—introducing moisture can lead to contamination.
- Store in a cool, dark place with lids securely fastened when not in use.
Safety & Legal Stuff
Safety & Legal Stuff
- For external use only. (No eating the soap, no matter how good it smells!)
- While we carefully craft our products with natural ingredients and always follow safe usage rates for herbs and essential oils, everyone’s skin is unique.
- We recommend doing a patch test before diving in—apply a small amount to the inside of your elbow and wait 24-48 hours to check for any reactions. If irritation occurs, discontinue use.
- These products and statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
- Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
- Ingredient descriptions are for educational purposes only. If you have health concerns, please consult your physician.
We keep things natural, honest, and safe—just like skincare should be! If you ever have questions, don’t hesitate to reach out.

Vital acres did it again! This new deodorant formulation smells of a light citrus scent that fades after a few hours and then I smell like nothing at all! I even did a long beach walk and a day in the garden and later that evening I still smelled like nothing! I will most certainly be buying more!